Thursday, December 9, 2010

SaY wHaT?

Best quote of the day from Work:

From a doctor to a patient (who just received some laxatives for a surgery later on that day...)

"Well- have a great time with those bowel movements today...see you around lunch time."

Should those 2 statements really go together in a run-on sentence?

Obviously this doctor has never done the prep work for a colonoscopy...Great time? Yeah right.


Ah Ha! Moment at Work-

I am kind of glad that I don't have the gift of tongues or interpretation...I can pretty much tell
when a patient is swearing at me in Spanish, Slavic, Sign Language...

I just have to remember that I am the one with the needle.

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